After talking to Elyse last night (and literally laughing so hard I was keeled over) here are some hilarious little tidbits:
Elyse: remember that planet Obi-Wan was on in episode 2?
Elyse: the one with all the clone dudes?
Elyse: *lightbulb* the planet that WET obi was on!!
Me: OOOH. YES.
Me: some poor girl said that there was this SW nerd sitting behind her during the movie...and he was waving his glow-in-the-dark lightsaber around making the swishing sounds the ENTIRE time
Elyse: omg that sucks..
Me: yeah seriously...I woulda just turned around, grabbed it, broken it in half, and yelled YOU ARE NOT A JEDI
Elyse: hahahahaha dude I woulda just grabbed it and kept it. Those things are expensive
Me: oooooooh really? then in that case, I'll take it and yell THIS IS GOING IN MY EBAY PILE
Elyse: hahahaha and then he'll be like *in nerdy star wars voice* NO! THAT IS A LIMITED EDITION COLLECTORS LIGHTSABER!
Me: GOOD. THEN IT'LL SELL FOR MORE ON EBAY
Elyse: goddammit. why doesn't my phone warn me anymore when the battery's low?? It used to do that until Gerry used it
Me: maybe Gerry broke it
Elyse: yeah I think he did. I bet he pushed some random button and messed it up
Me: *imagines Gerry fondling Elyse's phone* hehehe
Elyse: next time I see him, I'll be like YOU FUCKER. YOU BROKE MY PHONE!!!
Me: HAHAHAHA you should ask him to re-pay you, and for --
Me: hahahahahaha ooooooooook...I was trying to think of a nicer way to say it...but that works...